10 jul 2014

Principiante

Luego no digan que no les aviso. A veces se me olvida que soy principiante. Llevo mil años picándole a los mismos tres botones de photoshop, por eso cuando me topo con un tutorial interesante se me ocurre, pues por qué no podría hacerlo. Resulta que NO puedo hacerlo, pero lo intento de todas maneras.
Nota. Si NO tienen una modelo, y si NO tienen ni un triángulo básico de luz no intenten esto en casa. XD... por otro lado, aprendí a usar Clipping Masks, Layer Masks, más Gaussian Blur y otras mañas de la vida.
Recuerden, estoy aprendiendo. Con suerte en unos meses veré esta basura y podré hacer algo al respecto.


Fondo bebé

Esta foto la hice porque los bebés me caen bien y esta bebé en particular está bien padre. Además tiene un nombre bien padre, y es todavía más genial el hecho de que tenga una jirafa de plástico a la que ama y adora. Así que, aquí volví a utilizar a mi amiga la pen tool, otro poco de layer masks y demás cosas. Y sigo tratando de crear todo desde cero. Pues va.

8 jul 2014

Una manzana

Más tarde decidí que debía empezar con algo más sencillo. Tal vez un cuadro con árboles, ramas, aves y flores era demasiado para mí. Así que me fui por algo más básico. Una manzana en photoshop.
Además, me quise ver aventurera, porque el tutorial era de una manzana verde, pero yo quería una roja. Incluso tuve que usar la pen tool. En el tallo, pero la usé.

El jarrón

Estaba yo contemplando la cantidad de tiempo que tengo para hacer cosas cuando me acordé que debería saber usar photoshop. Entonces decidí buscar un tutorial. Me dije, ¿Qué tan difícil puede ser?
Aquí el tutorial. 

Aquí el resultado.

Considerando que hacía mucho tiempo que no me metía, que odio la pen tool, y que no tengo idea de qué estoy haciendo... No salió tan mal. XD

25 feb 2014

La constancia no se me da

Pues no hay mucho más que decir, la constancia no se me da. El internet me devora. Fin.

25 sept 2011

Soundtrack

Cantante: Isela Sotelo
Autor: Alan Menken
Año 1989

6 jul 2011

Wizards


De grande quiero ser como ellos
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Santiago's Biography (Based on The Old Man and The Sea)

written on 2003 by
Irethfrest & Irenegj

Santiago's biography
by: Manolin Castro

Hi, my name is Manollin Castro. I wasn't a really good friend of Santiago, but I offered to tell his true story to you anyway.
Santiago was born in La Havana on February 29 1888; only child of a wealthy family. His father was a dishonest merchantman who sold his products at a very high price and at every corner of the world. His mother was a beautiful young woman who hated fish but loved a fisherman; by the way, that fisherman looked a lot like Santiago.
Anyway, one day his father took him on a trip to Africa to leave some very epensive merchandise fot he poor, miserable people. Then, with the money they had stolen from the poor people, they went on safari. There, he met the lions, and ever sine he had dreamt of them; I think that he fell in love with them.
When he returned to Cuba, he saw a group of fishermen on the shore; since then he decided that that was what he wanted to do for the rest of his life, or at least that was what he told me.
One year later, the African Mafia caught Santiago's father and took away all of his wealth and properties. After that, Santiago left the school and became a Gangster, he also gave himself a piercing and a tatoo in the ankle.
At the age of eighteen his mother threw him out of the house because he was an alcoholic and a drug addict, which is funny because he would have never let me be like that. He established himself on an island near La Havana, there he met a NOT-SO-UGLY woman, her name was Mary... (hell!! I can't remember her last name). Six months lataer he married Mary.
Two years passed, and their second anniversary came In order to celebrate it they sailed on a romantic trip to  sea. They were both standing on the boat because Santiago was reading a confusing Sor Juana's poem to Mary; however she didn't understand it so she took the paper and accidently cut her finger. To clean the wound, Mary put her finger in the water. Santiago told her that she was a stupid woman and that that would attract sharks, but she didn't care and stood up again.
Suddenly a big shadow covered Mary's head, so she turned to see what caused that, then a humongous shark jumped out of the water and ripped her head off. Santiago had a severe trauma and threw the headless body into the sea.
Then, some years later he met me. I was four back then , and he was old already. He told me that he would pay me if I worked for him but he didn't paid me anything, not even a cent. My friends say that I was kind of his slave but I don't quite know the meaning og that word... anyway! he was already a fisherman when I met him, I don't know for how long. He was old and experienced, the only one who cought fish somtimes, and in a day, we caught plenty together. Man, those days were wonderful.
The last year of his life was a sad story. There was a time when he couldn't catch anything, not even a boot, so I left him. I told him that my parents had told me not to be with him, but that was just a lie. One day he left the harbor and said he was going to catch a really ig fish. I wanted to go with him but he didn't let me, so I ran to my house and cried for three days. Some said I missed him, but I did not, I was just angry. Nobody understood me!
When he came back I ran to see him, I was still crying. The stupid old man let the sharks eat the huge fish! I was extemely angry, he seemed very upset and tired though, but I didn't care! I just wanted the bloody fish, saavy? So, I went to help Santiago, or that was what everybody else thought.
When I arrived to his home he was asleep, so I took his old rusted harpoon and stabbed... oops! I missed, and stabbed him, taking away his life. However, I felt guilty, and committed suicide.... wait a minute, if I committed suicide who's writting this bloody letter? Oh, this hurts so bad..... oh no! my mommy is comming! ....hell! I'm done, that's it for me.... hell!! It hurts..... not.....

END

13 jun 2011

Agua

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#lamarchadelasputas

Curiosa es la forma en la que empieza, un "por qué tan solita, chiquita"
 a tus doce o trece años. La intimidación natural y tal vez hasta levantar la moral
en aquellas pubertas ocaciones en las que sentías que no había nadie que se
fijara en ti.
 La oculta falta de respeto dentro del piropo de un completo desconocido diez o
quince años más grande. La mirada desviada, la broma "aquí están mis ojos,
pendejo".Durante esas épocas me resigné a ignorarlos, como me dijo que
lo hiciera mi mamá cuando un día pasando juntas por una calle,
nos devoraron con sus clichés unos hombres. Después, la clasificación.
Lépero trabajador -de construcción, barrendero etc
Lépero fugáz -el que pasa en su coche y te avienta un beso o una palabra
Lépero bilingue -el que te piropea hasta en inglés
Lépero mudo -el que con los ojos te dice todo
Lépero robatumbas -el que podría ser tu hijo
Lépero robacunas -el que podría ser tu padre
Lépero ocurrente -el que se olvida de los clichés
Lépero cinéfilo -el que te piropea en una tienda de renta de peliculas
Lépero persistente -el que te sigue hasta que volteas
Lépero adinerado -el que te invita a su camioneta para pasear
Lépero amable -el que termina su frase diciendo "con todo respeto"
Léperos dominó -que empieza uno y terminan los otros dos
Léperos francotiradores -no viste ni de dónde salió pero lo escuchaste
Lépero de tono -el que sólo dice hola pero su tono es lo que molesta
Lépero pendejo -el que afirma que tu lo estás seduciendo

No recuerdo muchos más, pero esos son los que inventé hace
mucho tiempo, y me da mucho gusto que por la protección de
niñas y mujeres "lamarchadelasputas exista. ¡NO MÁS LÉPEROS!

9 mar 2011

Luces Azules

Tengo tres luces azules y un flashdrive blanco. Las tres luces azules están colgadas vista abajo. Dejan un halo interesante y esperanzadora, es azul. Además previene (según esto) que me quede ciega. El flasdrive blanco es lo que necesito. Es lo que me dieron randomly. No lo dejaría por nada en el mundo aunque no me encante que sea blanco ni lo que dice encima. ¿Será una metáfora de mi vida?